"why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola" because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people
*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????
Anonymous said: Top 3 most influential people in yur life and why
I don’t have three, I have one. My girlfriend is the most influential person in my life and I’m pretty sure she cares about me the most. She always wants me to do my best and try my hardest. She constantly pushes me to help make our relationship better and help make me better as a person. Everyday that passes by I realize more and more what a blessing she is. Even though she can be the most annoying little fuck in the world, she is always going to be my everything and I love her for that.
is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman
if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”
(Source: zigazig-ah, via ruinedchildhood)